I will not bow to your petty jokes... It is a complex thing of beauty my bike, I would not expect unrefined people like you to understand ;)
1 year, 11 months ago.
6 comments so far
He's gone all Swiss Tony.... "In many ways starting a bike is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... even though you push all the right buttons you still need the bloke from the AA to help you get her started"
"Listen Dan. In many ways, riding a moped is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Get a firm grip, get a good kick-start and... if you're adventurous, like me, you'll go for a wheelie.."
well you've gotta be careful with those second-hand scooters. check the date she rolled out of the factory etc. she may look like she rolled off the production line in 1990, but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying?
6 comments so far
He's gone all Swiss Tony.... "In many ways starting a bike is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... even though you push all the right buttons you still need the bloke from the AA to help you get her started"
1 year, 11 months ago by danlane
"Listen Dan. In many ways, riding a moped is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Get a firm grip, get a good kick-start and... if you're adventurous, like me, you'll go for a wheelie.."
1 year, 11 months ago by whatleydude
well you've gotta be careful with those second-hand scooters. check the date she rolled out of the factory etc. she may look like she rolled off the production line in 1990, but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying?
1 year, 11 months ago by aksyn
i'm actually not convinced @edwa3d /hasn't/ made love to his bike. isn't there some cruely prevention hotline we can call?
1 year, 11 months ago by aksyn
I find your constant jibes to be childish. Of course I've made love to my bike, she loved it and now I ride her regularly...
1 year, 11 months ago by Edwa3d
She's definitely a looker, just a shame she's SO FLAT!
1 year, 11 months ago by aksyn